GIRL

Well, who am I? Who exactly is this relatively boring American girl who can't write to save her life and draws even worse?

Hello, my name is Charlotte. I'm currently attending a high school somewhere in the United States of America, and I have an intense dislike for my printer. I tend to be bizarrely off topic at all times, though that's only because I like to hear myself talk and rarely about the subject matter at hand.

However, even considering my love of randomly speaking out of turn, I'm one of the most quiet people you'll ever find (in real life). I'm the girl who wears dark clothes that sits alone when she doesn't see anyone she knows. I'm the girl that tries desperately not to be seen when the teacher searches for volunteers even though I always know the answer. And lastly, I'm just a mirror of every other tortured angsty American teenager.

Sound good so far? Awesome. I'm horrifyingly insecure and have a serious inferiority complex. I almost never rebel though I constantly think about it, and wouldn't betray someone I considered a friend if you paid me to do it. Unfortunately, my loyalty is rarely if ever returned by my friends, and it's because of that sad fact that I'm generally a very antisocial person.

I like naming things. It's an odd obsession. When I first got my 40GB iPod, I was absolutely ecstatic. I immediately named it Colin II, after the poor delirious robot in one of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books. If you're wondering what happened to the first Colin, I believe he happily committed suicide with a towel on his head, but I'll have to get back to you on that.

My laser printer (who has a pet webspinner named Bob) is Hog (Heart of Gold ;D). My printer (whom I have an intense dislike for; see second paragraph) does not have a name, but I'm tempted to name it Vogon because it's so foul. My CD player/alarm clock conglomerate is affectionally dubbed Eddie II, after Eddie, the adorable personality-endowed computer on the spaceship Heart of Gold.

I have serious issues with obsession. One of my current ones is the freakishly good-looking Fujimiya Ran (Weiß Kreuz), who not only is not real but is, without doubt, the most gorgeous thing ever drawn since sliced bread. My other obsession is F.I.R., but let's not go into music because I could talk for hours on that band alone. Imagine how far I'd go on music.

That's all for today. My personal site, Spork!, would be an ideal place to find more information about me if you're interested. ^_^