Boing. Welcome to Lapis Glacialis Network, where the proprietor is rarely sane and where Douglas Adams is, well, um. Important, like your house key. To understand this site in its entirety, knowledge of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is required. Unfortunately for you, I'm writing this on a Thursday and therefore will not be offering free copies.

If you're searching for Unadulterated Silliness, my personal site has been relocated to Aberystwyth and is now quite password protected. No, the password is not 42. Don't try, or I shall laugh at you. Or I might just do it anyway if I feel like it. ;D See that page for more unfortunate details. (I have yet to read that series. I swear I will soon, though!)

This is a network site, meaning there are links to the sites located on the network (Omigosh!) as well as more links to sites that are part of the network. However, to spice it up a bit, I added random pages that make no sense whatsoever but should serve as a vague form of amusement. Navigation is under the big, shiny thing that says lapis glacialis network. If you can't find it, I pity your parents.

This page is, like, never updated. So when there are updates, be happy!

Last Updated: March 20, 2005